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1、近年来中国最精彩的写实小说,全文八个字:

此地 钱多 人傻 速来

据说是发自杭州市宝石山下一出租房的汇款单上的简短附言,是该按摩女给家乡妹妹汇款时随手涂鸦的,令无数专业作家汗颜!

2、最短的幽默小说 《夜》

男:疼么?

女:恩!

男:算了?

女:别!

3、一次短篇小说大赛规定作品要涉及政治,宗教、性以及悬念。

结果得金奖的小说是这样的:上帝啊,女王怀孕了,谁干的?

4、世界最短科幻小说:

最后一个地球人坐在家里,突然响起了敲门声。

5、世界最短KB小说:

惊醒,身边躺着自己的尸体。

6、世界最短黑帮小说:

穿上马甲,别让人认出来。

7、世界最短童话:

癞蛤蟆娶到天鹅喽!

8、世界最短寓言:

蚂蚁累死了,蚁后还那么胖。

9、日本BT小说

(日本)女:哥,你比爸强多了

男:妈也这么说

10、据说这篇小说表现了女性意识觉醒:

男:请你吃饭

女:改日吧

11、反贪反腐小说:

领导告诉男部下:要提前(钱)申请

领导告诉女部下:日后再说

12、爱情 暴力小说:

题目《别每天纠缠着我要我负责任把孩子生下来然后结婚让你变成你老妈那样的女人》

正文:“啪。”

13、最强最短的武侠小说(定稿完全版)

小说要求:

1、要同时涉及3大门派

2、要包含江湖门派间多年恩怨情仇,又要打破世俗伦理。

3、同时情节还要扣人心悬,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来。令人极为期待该小说之续集,同时留下n多悬念。

4、越短越好

第2天,有人来投稿,全文只有十个字:

秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太 !

编辑复语:恩怨情仇,血雨腥风确有,且短小精悍,n多悬念,但侠骨有余,柔情不足。虽江湖儿女,但也有柔情万种。

第3天,修改稿:

师太,你就放弃秃驴从了贫道吧!

编辑又语:江湖儿女,柔情尽显,缠绵悱恻。但仍拘泥世俗伦理。

第4天,第三稿:

师太,你竟敢跟贫道抢秃驴!

编辑三思,语:打破世俗伦理之作,血雨腥风也呼之欲来,扣人心弦,悬念n多,但总是少点什么 .

。。。

第5天,终结稿:

和尚:”师太,你从了和尚吧!”

道长:”秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!”

师太:”和尚、道长你们 一起上吧,我赶时间。

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